What might the words in this book with no pictures make the reader say?

Maybe: “BONK my nose!” or “MOO like a cow!” or “Eat the book—yum yum yum!”
It might even include some actions, like bouncing and hugging and dancing.
Wait—WHAT?!

The Little Book with No Pictures is filled with new content and so much silly fun perfect for babies, toddlers and grownups alike.

‘This was a blast! That Tiny Herc packs a powerful, and hysterical, punch’ – John Patrick Green, creator of InvestiGators

‘Tiny Hercules is Huge Fun! Funny jokes, great characters, and PUNCHING. Basically, everything that is good about comics.’ – Neill Cameron, creator of Donut Squad

He’s brave! He’s strong! He’s the size of a jam jar! He’s Tiny Hercules, the world’s tiniest hero – and he’s winning his way back to Tiny Olympus, one legendary deed at a time!

Tiny Hercules has been banished to Earth as a punishment for ruining Tiny Zeus’s bodacious party. To get home he must complete twelve legendary tasks but it isn’t going to be easy – even for a demigod. Crash landing in the peaceful town of Chutney-on-Toast, Tiny Hercules soon spots his first task: defeating a lion! (or maybe it’s a cat!)

All hell breaks loose in this zany comic book adventure!

‘This was a blast! That Tiny Herc packs a powerful, and hysterical, punch’ – John Patrick Green, creator of InvestiGators

Launch into heroic hilarity with the tiniest and mightiest hero. Tiny Hercules is trying to win his way back to Tiny Olympus, one epic deed at a time!

Ready for his next task, Tiny Hercules has to find the elusive golden cabbage. But what he doesn’t realize is that Tiny Zeus has sent three mythical beasts to stop him in his tracks! Faced with the Tinytaur, Minidusa and the Grifflet, even a hero as mighty as Tiny Hercules will have his work cut out as he tries to complete this next mission . . .
Meanwhile, graph-loving nerd-boy Jeff is doing everything he can to save the local supermarket from closing. Armed with facts, figures and charts he’s ready for a mathematical fight! When Tiny Hercules and Jeff’s adventures cross over, chaos is bound to reign in this hilarious full-colour graphic novel!

Nothing can stop this tiny, mighty hero on his second GIANT adventure. Not even a trio of fierce tiny beasts . . .

Bum or Face? Volume 5: Rainbow Bums continues the entertaining challenge with a new set of stunning animals from all over the world. Examine a close-up photo of a creature and then guess whether you’re looking at the top or the…um…bottom. The answer is revealed on the next page with a photo of the complete animal.

The Bum or Face? series is perfect for parents and teachers looking for:

• Books for kids ages 4-8
• Animal fact books for kids
• Animal anatomy game books
• Interactive physiology books for kids
• Humorous nonfiction books for kids

Readers will discover animals like the tomato frog, rainbow scarab beetle, warty comb jelly, and purple sea urchin! Fun animal facts and information about camouflage and other sneaky animal tricks are included.

Life is never normal in the town of Chicken Hill. Just ask local boy Ferdy, a tech wiz with some serious inventing skills, or his pets: farty Gripper and always-sleepy Tink. Join the madcap crew as they …

• Investigate a cave full of frozen squirrels
• Save the Chicken Hill snails from the clutches of shady foxes
• Uncover the mystery behind the world’s greatest graffiti artist

Because in Chicken Hill, there’s only one rule: if you think things can’t get weirder, they always can.

audiobook: 

A hilarious new series by award-winning author Phil Earle which introduces Finn N. O. Hope and his life of epic failure! Perfect for readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Loki and Tom Gates.

​Finn just wants to survive Year 7, but his life is destined to be a series of epic fails. It’s only Tuesday and his scheming, unicorn-obsessed little sister has already stuck a horn to his head (with superglue) and his properly evil older brother has wedgied him 278 times. And don’t even ask what happened at swimming, in front of the WHOLE CLASS. At least he has best friends Laszlo (a hopeless romantic) and Google (ask her anything) by his side as he attempts to turn failure into victory in his very own book that is definitely not a diary.

‘A comedy classic and hilarious page-turner from a genuinely brilliant writer.’ Liz Pichon, author of Tom Gates series

‘Pure comedy genius – Finn’s Epic Fails will have you howling with laughter and cheering for more! This book belongs on every kid’s bookshelf!’ – Jenny Pearson, author of The Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates

‘Failure has never been this funny. Finn is my new hero!’ – Rob Biddulph, author of Draw With Rob

WHAT TO EXPECT:

• Illustrations by the brilliant and hilarious AL MUPRHY
• Mortifying moments
• Laughter guaranteed
• Disastrous supply teachers
• A stinky stray dog who may just be the PERFECT best friend
• PRANKS!
• Mates who save the day
• OFF THE SCALE FAILOMETERS!!!
• And much more…!

audiobook: 

Finn N. O. Hope, ultimate fail-magnet, is back in this second instalment of the hilarious middle-grade series by Phil Earle. Perfect for readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Loki and Tom Gates.

Finn’s Gran is treating the family to a summer vacation in Tenerife – what could possibly go wrong? How about lost luggage, a hotel with guest rats, an army of dads in tiny mankinis (shudder) and an unexpected encounter with the Mothership and her new boyfriend… Suddenly it’s feeling less like paradise and more like the HOLIDAY FROM HELL. Finn’s going to need some serious good luck to turn this festival of fails into a week of wins!

‘Failure has never been this funny. Finn is my new hero!’ – Rob Biddulph

What to expect:

• Illustrations by the brilliant and hilarious AL MUPRHY
• Laughter guaranteed
• Holiday humiliations
• Cringe karaoke
• Poolside pranks
• Off the scale Fail-o-meters!!!
• And MUCH MORE…!

‘Absolutely captures how mortifying school can be! Painfully accurate, like Adrian Mole with smartphones.‘ – Louie Stowell

‘Pure comedy genius. This book belongs on every kid’s bookshelf!’ – Jenny Pearson